Kamis, 20 Desember 2007 10:45 AM|
Maaf, ini mungkin adalah postingan terakhir saya di tahun ini, dan belum tahu kapan bisa kembali posting seperti biasa dan blogwalking lagi seperti biasa. Maklum lagi disibukkan dengan proses pulang kampung, packing sana packing sini, sibuuuk deh! hehe...
but, i'll be back! i promise!!
Terimakasih buat teman-teman blogger yang sudah mampir dan komen di sini. Namun sekali lagi maaf saya belum bisa membalas kunjungannya..maaf yaaa [tolong dimaafkan saja yaaa, biar bisa pindahan dengan tenang :P ....]
Tapi sebelumnya, saya mau berbagi crita dulu yaa...[dasar blogger!!]. Kemarin, seperti biasa di ruang chatting, saat ngobrol gak jelas dengan teman-teman lama, saya diramal,,ramalan sifat aja sih..nah hasil ramalannya saya posting di sini yah..maaf saya cuma pasang yang virgo saja, karena bintang saya virgo. Jadi buat yang bintangnya virgo, selamat mencucokkan yaaa!!! yay! hidup virgooo!!!
VIRGO MAN
Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider
that as an insult. He hates to hear criticism and hates to be criticize. If
he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.
He is and he likes to be a perfectionist. He always think he is doing the
right and appropriate thing , and often he thinks he makes no mistake. He is
a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself.
He is the type who well adjusted to make changes.
He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile. He will only
extravagant for his personnel pleasure only. He is quite romantic, a type of
guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you. If he
does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally.
Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question.
He hates rough and crude people. His woman has to be clean and dress well.
He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could
be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments
you about your big feet. If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are
getting too fat. Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself
head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely
ready. Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments.
He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch,
the same time to go home. He is well knowledge about food and conscious
about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange
and exotic food for sure.
You will see him in social events or party if only necessary. He is gifted
with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick,
then you will belief him. He is a hard to please when it comes to what to
eat, how to work, what kind of a woman to date. He always neat and tidy all
the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the
camp. He likes to speak properly with no slang. He hates laziness and lazy
people. He always act like a boring mature adults, but getting to know him ,
you will know he has his own charm.
He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love.
He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness,
ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed. You may see
a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look
carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will
touch his hair a lot. His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap
paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket.
People may think he is selfish, because when he says "No", he really means
it. Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit. The more he
see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his. If you want him
to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an
insult.
He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his
life. Woman's trick will not work with him. If he breaks up with a woman, he
will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too. He is very
picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time.
He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship
like a friend. He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean,
perfect and tidy. A real two "P" , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.
VIRGO WOMAN
She will be similar to Leo woman in appearance. A slim woman who walks with
confident and proud. She has an egg shape facial structure, high and round
forehead. She likes to look straight as if she is searching. She is not a
pretentious type and will always say what she thinks.
You will see Virgo woman walks fast. She will try her best to be perfect, to
look perfect and to feel perfect even though there is no such perfection.
She is very delicate of what and how she dress. She is bright and easily
despair with obstacles. She likes smart guy who will be compatible with her,
so if you are a rich dumb guy, you can forget about her right now.
She is not a very possessive or jealous person for she expect respect from
her love one. She does not like a part time lover, or a temporary mate. If
she finds her dream man, she will not go away. If she does not like you, she
will always keep a certain distant. Act proper and appropriate is her
discipline.
She does not like and can not stand bad languages, cursing words or phrase.
She likes a gentleman who open the doors for her. She wants to feel
protected and when a man taking care of her, she will feel like a complete
woman.
She memorizes everything about other people and about herself very well. She
can really keep secret, you can trust her on this. She likes a refreshing
and a mild scent. She is very delicate in maintaining her beauty, so you
could see she is seriously picking soap which match and most suit her skin.
Do not comments her on this very picky habits, it is her happiness in
working full times as a self beautifier.
She is not an innocent angel for sometimes she can be as tough as steel.
Even she easily despair, she is not the type to cry over it. She is a shy
type, so making speech in front of the room can make her nervous even she
walks and talks confidently.
She only search for true love , not just any love. Her love is an ideal one.
She likes to think no one is neater and as effective as her, which can
irritate you sometimes for there is no such thing. She likes sweet talk, but
she can slip and say something unpredictable and unbearable to you too. When
she stops getting mad, she will totally forget what she just said and be an
angle again. If you have a date with her , you'd better be there on time.
Flowers and sweet word can calm her down. If you want to say sorry , make it
brief and straight forward. Do not drag your apologetic words into a long
making it up events, it could lead you to another world war. She likes her
man to dress nice and clean. She is good in details especially with money.
Do not make she thinks that she is a clown or funny.
In the beginning of knowing her, please try not to glance at other pretty
woman so much. Early period of dating her, try not to hold her so much in
public, it would not be a proper thing to do. She loves books, stage play
and music and likes to criticize about them too.
Criticism woman is her icon including big and small things in life starting
from your hair, your dress , and the way you talk. If you are in love with
her, be as almost perfect as your can.
[PS: buat si ibu peramal, tengkyu ya Bu saya jadi ada bahan postingan :P]
but, i'll be back! i promise!!
Terimakasih buat teman-teman blogger yang sudah mampir dan komen di sini. Namun sekali lagi maaf saya belum bisa membalas kunjungannya..maaf yaaa [tolong dimaafkan saja yaaa, biar bisa pindahan dengan tenang :P ....]
Tapi sebelumnya, saya mau berbagi crita dulu yaa...[dasar blogger!!]. Kemarin, seperti biasa di ruang chatting, saat ngobrol gak jelas dengan teman-teman lama, saya diramal,,ramalan sifat aja sih..nah hasil ramalannya saya posting di sini yah..maaf saya cuma pasang yang virgo saja, karena bintang saya virgo. Jadi buat yang bintangnya virgo, selamat mencucokkan yaaa!!! yay! hidup virgooo!!!
VIRGO MAN
Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider
that as an insult. He hates to hear criticism and hates to be criticize. If
he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.
He is and he likes to be a perfectionist. He always think he is doing the
right and appropriate thing , and often he thinks he makes no mistake. He is
a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself.
He is the type who well adjusted to make changes.
He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile. He will only
extravagant for his personnel pleasure only. He is quite romantic, a type of
guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you. If he
does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally.
Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question.
He hates rough and crude people. His woman has to be clean and dress well.
He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could
be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments
you about your big feet. If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are
getting too fat. Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself
head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely
ready. Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments.
He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch,
the same time to go home. He is well knowledge about food and conscious
about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange
and exotic food for sure.
You will see him in social events or party if only necessary. He is gifted
with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick,
then you will belief him. He is a hard to please when it comes to what to
eat, how to work, what kind of a woman to date. He always neat and tidy all
the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the
camp. He likes to speak properly with no slang. He hates laziness and lazy
people. He always act like a boring mature adults, but getting to know him ,
you will know he has his own charm.
He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love.
He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness,
ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed. You may see
a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look
carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will
touch his hair a lot. His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap
paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket.
People may think he is selfish, because when he says "No", he really means
it. Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit. The more he
see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his. If you want him
to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an
insult.
He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his
life. Woman's trick will not work with him. If he breaks up with a woman, he
will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too. He is very
picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time.
He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship
like a friend. He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean,
perfect and tidy. A real two "P" , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.
VIRGO WOMAN
She will be similar to Leo woman in appearance. A slim woman who walks with
confident and proud. She has an egg shape facial structure, high and round
forehead. She likes to look straight as if she is searching. She is not a
pretentious type and will always say what she thinks.
You will see Virgo woman walks fast. She will try her best to be perfect, to
look perfect and to feel perfect even though there is no such perfection.
She is very delicate of what and how she dress. She is bright and easily
despair with obstacles. She likes smart guy who will be compatible with her,
so if you are a rich dumb guy, you can forget about her right now.
She is not a very possessive or jealous person for she expect respect from
her love one. She does not like a part time lover, or a temporary mate. If
she finds her dream man, she will not go away. If she does not like you, she
will always keep a certain distant. Act proper and appropriate is her
discipline.
She does not like and can not stand bad languages, cursing words or phrase.
She likes a gentleman who open the doors for her. She wants to feel
protected and when a man taking care of her, she will feel like a complete
woman.
She memorizes everything about other people and about herself very well. She
can really keep secret, you can trust her on this. She likes a refreshing
and a mild scent. She is very delicate in maintaining her beauty, so you
could see she is seriously picking soap which match and most suit her skin.
Do not comments her on this very picky habits, it is her happiness in
working full times as a self beautifier.
She is not an innocent angel for sometimes she can be as tough as steel.
Even she easily despair, she is not the type to cry over it. She is a shy
type, so making speech in front of the room can make her nervous even she
walks and talks confidently.
She only search for true love , not just any love. Her love is an ideal one.
She likes to think no one is neater and as effective as her, which can
irritate you sometimes for there is no such thing. She likes sweet talk, but
she can slip and say something unpredictable and unbearable to you too. When
she stops getting mad, she will totally forget what she just said and be an
angle again. If you have a date with her , you'd better be there on time.
Flowers and sweet word can calm her down. If you want to say sorry , make it
brief and straight forward. Do not drag your apologetic words into a long
making it up events, it could lead you to another world war. She likes her
man to dress nice and clean. She is good in details especially with money.
Do not make she thinks that she is a clown or funny.
In the beginning of knowing her, please try not to glance at other pretty
woman so much. Early period of dating her, try not to hold her so much in
public, it would not be a proper thing to do. She loves books, stage play
and music and likes to criticize about them too.
Criticism woman is her icon including big and small things in life starting
from your hair, your dress , and the way you talk. If you are in love with
her, be as almost perfect as your can.
[PS: buat si ibu peramal, tengkyu ya Bu saya jadi ada bahan postingan :P]
Label: badnews, blogging, friends, hobbies, lagikonyol, on nothing, sad
baca selengkapnya... kalau Virgo pulang kampung [selamanya]
"hmm.. jadi kapan kamu pulang nak?, naik apa pulangnya? Cepet beli tiket yaa.."
"ya biasa, naik kereta, naik apalagi bunda sayang?"
"lho? Ko kereta? Jangan deh pesawat aja yaa!"
"aah, gak mau ah, naik pesawat serem!"
"Gies! Naik pesawat yaa! Lagian sekarang tuh musim hujan.."
"justru musim ujan, jadi takut naik pesawat"
"tapi naik kereta banyak longsor di mana-mana nantinya.."
"tapi…"
"dengerin dulu, naik kereta lama gies, belum lagi kamu sendirian, 11 jam lagi!! Kalau ada banjir,longsor?!! Gmana? kawatirnya jadi 11 jam lamanya, itu klo gak telat, kalo telat? Nambah lagi"
"tapi.."
"iya, tapi klo pesawat cuma sejam nak, gak perlu lama-lama"
"tapi …"
"ah sudah, kamu susah dikasih taunya, pikir lagi ya nak!"
"click!"
Ya, itulah percakapan klasik antara saya dan ibu setiap kali saya akan pulang. Pesawat apa kereta? Ibu ingin saya pergi dengan pesawat, dan saya cinta sekali dengan kereta. Hmm..gak sih sebenarnya saya takut sekali naik pesawat..iya walaupun saya tahu, pesawat lebih cepat, praktis, belum lagi pramugarinya yang ramah-ramah membagikan permen dan makanannya yang gratis [eh tapi makanan sudah gak gratis lagi ya, kalo gak salah?] tapi tetap saja, saya emoh naik pesawat.
Tidak, saya tidak punya pengalaman buruk dengan pesawat. Malahan pengalaman buruk justru saya alami ketika saya naik kereta, keretanya anjlok ditengah malam gelap gulita. Alhamdulillah tidak ada korban jiwa, cuma yah, lumayan lecet-lecet dikit. Tapi hei, itu tidak membuat saya berani naik pesawat.
Tapi bukan berarti saya tidak pernah naik pesawat, karena pernah, saya jadi tahu betapa dahsyatnya teror yang terjadi di batin saya ketika saya berada di dalam sebuah kapsul raksasa itu dan melayang-melayang di udara dalam waktu sejam!! Pengalaman pertama dengan pesawat, adalah saat saya liburan lulusan SMP di jakarta, karena harus cepat pulang untuk urusan ttd sttb, mau gak mau saya harus pulang naik pesawat, dan itu, sendirian!
Oke, pertama melewati pintu sensor [apa ya namanya?] saya masih belum merasakan apa-apa, santai. Kedua, meja cek in, tiket ok, ransel tidak perlu masuk bagasi, ringan aja ko. Tahap kedua, cool cool ajah. Di boarding room, nice. Keempat, saat saya harus melewati sebuah terowongan penghubung antara boarding room dengan pesawat, di sini sama sekali gak cool. Tiba-tiba kepala pusing, keringat dingin, dan mual-mual menyerang saya. Stress! Sampai sampai saya harus menghentikan langkah saya dan mencoba menarik nafas sedalam-dalamnya dan berpikir," balik aja ah, gak jadi pulang, gak usah ttd sttb." Belum sempat balik, seseorang mendekati saya,
"kenapa dek? "
"ee ga pa pa mas, ga ada apa apa kok"
"tapi ko pucat gitu, pertama kali naik pesawat ya?"
"hmm..gak apa-apa ko, eh iya pertama kali"
"sini deh dibantuin bawa tasnya"
Hee, si Mas langsung aja maen bawa tas saya dan langsung berjalan lagi mendekati pintu pesawat. Tadi yang awalnya saya panik takut naik pesawat, saya jadi panik takut tas saya hilang, disitu ada titipan nenek saya, dan kalau hilang, wah! Ga tau deh!
Terpaksa saya ikuti si Mas memasuki pintu pesawat. Dingin, itu yang pertama kali saya rasakan ketika pertama kali memasuki ruangan kapsul raksasa itu. Setelah menanyakan nomor kursi saya dan meletakkan ransel saya di tempatnya, dia permisi dan menghilang diantara sesaknya orang-orang lain yang sedang sibuk mencari tempatnya. Saya duduk, pasang seatbelt, sambil mengulum permen pemberian si mbak pramugari. Dan sejam kemudian, pesawat pun mendarat dengan mulusnya di Djuanda Surabaya.
See, nothing happened! Lancar lancar saja. Tapi tetap saja saya berjanji dalam hati, "tidak mau lagi naik pesawat!" bukan karena ada pengalaman buruk di dalam pesawat, tapi hanya karena takut saja. Cuma takut. Karena saking takutnya, saya sempet menelan bulet bulet permen di mulut saat pesawat take off, dan hampir tersedak karenanya..pesawatnya dan perjalanannya memang baik-baik saja, tapi saya tidak baik-baik saja di dalamnya.
"ya biasa, naik kereta, naik apalagi bunda sayang?"
"lho? Ko kereta? Jangan deh pesawat aja yaa!"
"aah, gak mau ah, naik pesawat serem!"
"Gies! Naik pesawat yaa! Lagian sekarang tuh musim hujan.."
"justru musim ujan, jadi takut naik pesawat"
"tapi naik kereta banyak longsor di mana-mana nantinya.."
"tapi…"
"dengerin dulu, naik kereta lama gies, belum lagi kamu sendirian, 11 jam lagi!! Kalau ada banjir,longsor?!! Gmana? kawatirnya jadi 11 jam lamanya, itu klo gak telat, kalo telat? Nambah lagi"
"tapi.."
"iya, tapi klo pesawat cuma sejam nak, gak perlu lama-lama"
"tapi …"
"ah sudah, kamu susah dikasih taunya, pikir lagi ya nak!"
"click!"
Ya, itulah percakapan klasik antara saya dan ibu setiap kali saya akan pulang. Pesawat apa kereta? Ibu ingin saya pergi dengan pesawat, dan saya cinta sekali dengan kereta. Hmm..gak sih sebenarnya saya takut sekali naik pesawat..iya walaupun saya tahu, pesawat lebih cepat, praktis, belum lagi pramugarinya yang ramah-ramah membagikan permen dan makanannya yang gratis [eh tapi makanan sudah gak gratis lagi ya, kalo gak salah?] tapi tetap saja, saya emoh naik pesawat.
Tidak, saya tidak punya pengalaman buruk dengan pesawat. Malahan pengalaman buruk justru saya alami ketika saya naik kereta, keretanya anjlok ditengah malam gelap gulita. Alhamdulillah tidak ada korban jiwa, cuma yah, lumayan lecet-lecet dikit. Tapi hei, itu tidak membuat saya berani naik pesawat.
Tapi bukan berarti saya tidak pernah naik pesawat, karena pernah, saya jadi tahu betapa dahsyatnya teror yang terjadi di batin saya ketika saya berada di dalam sebuah kapsul raksasa itu dan melayang-melayang di udara dalam waktu sejam!! Pengalaman pertama dengan pesawat, adalah saat saya liburan lulusan SMP di jakarta, karena harus cepat pulang untuk urusan ttd sttb, mau gak mau saya harus pulang naik pesawat, dan itu, sendirian!
Oke, pertama melewati pintu sensor [apa ya namanya?] saya masih belum merasakan apa-apa, santai. Kedua, meja cek in, tiket ok, ransel tidak perlu masuk bagasi, ringan aja ko. Tahap kedua, cool cool ajah. Di boarding room, nice. Keempat, saat saya harus melewati sebuah terowongan penghubung antara boarding room dengan pesawat, di sini sama sekali gak cool. Tiba-tiba kepala pusing, keringat dingin, dan mual-mual menyerang saya. Stress! Sampai sampai saya harus menghentikan langkah saya dan mencoba menarik nafas sedalam-dalamnya dan berpikir," balik aja ah, gak jadi pulang, gak usah ttd sttb." Belum sempat balik, seseorang mendekati saya,
"kenapa dek? "
"ee ga pa pa mas, ga ada apa apa kok"
"tapi ko pucat gitu, pertama kali naik pesawat ya?"
"hmm..gak apa-apa ko, eh iya pertama kali"
"sini deh dibantuin bawa tasnya"
Hee, si Mas langsung aja maen bawa tas saya dan langsung berjalan lagi mendekati pintu pesawat. Tadi yang awalnya saya panik takut naik pesawat, saya jadi panik takut tas saya hilang, disitu ada titipan nenek saya, dan kalau hilang, wah! Ga tau deh!
Terpaksa saya ikuti si Mas memasuki pintu pesawat. Dingin, itu yang pertama kali saya rasakan ketika pertama kali memasuki ruangan kapsul raksasa itu. Setelah menanyakan nomor kursi saya dan meletakkan ransel saya di tempatnya, dia permisi dan menghilang diantara sesaknya orang-orang lain yang sedang sibuk mencari tempatnya. Saya duduk, pasang seatbelt, sambil mengulum permen pemberian si mbak pramugari. Dan sejam kemudian, pesawat pun mendarat dengan mulusnya di Djuanda Surabaya.
See, nothing happened! Lancar lancar saja. Tapi tetap saja saya berjanji dalam hati, "tidak mau lagi naik pesawat!" bukan karena ada pengalaman buruk di dalam pesawat, tapi hanya karena takut saja. Cuma takut. Karena saking takutnya, saya sempet menelan bulet bulet permen di mulut saat pesawat take off, dan hampir tersedak karenanya..pesawatnya dan perjalanannya memang baik-baik saja, tapi saya tidak baik-baik saja di dalamnya.
Label: jurnal, lagikonyol, nostalgia
baca selengkapnya... Kereta Api apa Pesawat Gies?
Error ['era] n. 1. kesalahan, kekeliruan. An error in multiplication. Kesalahan dalam perkalian. 2. dosa . The errors of the people. Dosa manusia.
Synonyms: n. 1. error, mistake. Error ialah kata umum untuk sesuatu yang dikatakan atau dikerjakan itu dianggap tidak tepat atau tidak benar: an error in judgement. Kesalahan dalam menilai. Mistake ialah kesalahan yang terjadi karena kurang teliti atau salah paham: A mistake in spelling. Kesalahan ejaan.
Error refers to a difference between actual behavior or measurement and the norms or expectations for the behavior or measurement. The concrete meaning of the Latin word error means "wandering" or "straying", although the metaphorical meaning "mistake, misapprehension" is more common.
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Synonyms: n. 1. error, mistake. Error ialah kata umum untuk sesuatu yang dikatakan atau dikerjakan itu dianggap tidak tepat atau tidak benar: an error in judgement. Kesalahan dalam menilai. Mistake ialah kesalahan yang terjadi karena kurang teliti atau salah paham: A mistake in spelling. Kesalahan ejaan.
Error refers to a difference between actual behavior or measurement and the norms or expectations for the behavior or measurement. The concrete meaning of the Latin word error means "wandering" or "straying", although the metaphorical meaning "mistake, misapprehension" is more common.
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Label: blogging, jurnal, lagikonyol
baca selengkapnya... in Error!!
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sampe ngiklan segala! hihi..nggak sih tapi dulu, di awal-awal ngeblog, ± 2thn yang lalu saya suka sekali menghiasi blog saya dengan emoticons yang lucu-lucu. Lama-lama jadi bosen sendiri. Tapi sekarang tiba-tiba suka lagi, kangen!
Soal emoticons penyedia yang paling saya suka dari blog www.kao-ani.com ini, mulai dari icons, emoticons, avatars bahkah wallpaper ada. Tinggal kunjungi blog tersebut browsing dan donwload deh. Gratiss!! Buatan juga lucu-lucu. Tahu soal blog pembuat pixel art ini sih dari guru ngeblog saya, mbak Dee, yang saya kenal lewat sebuah milis. Terimakasih
ya mbak Dee….berkatmu aku bisa ngeblog selancar ini.Setelah kemarin kembali mengunjungi blog kaoani tersebut, saya ganti semua icon yang menurut saya lebih lucu kalo diganti. Misalnya icon gambar jam di komenlist saya ganti menjadi animasi es krim. Jadi nggak bohong kan kalo setiap blogger yang komen di sini dapet es krim..
Terimakasih sudah makan es krimnya….maksudnya terimakasih buat semua yang udah komen disini
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baca selengkapnya... komen dapat eskrim
Postingan ini hanyalah ingin ikut-ikutan meramaikan rumpian para mantan jomblo lho, sama sekali bukan berisi curahan hati, lha wong saya belum nikah sama sekali, walaupun tidak menutup kemungkinan ini mungkin saja berupa pengalaman pribadi-pribadi sekitar saya, semata karena saya perempuan, dan karena wanita ingin dimengerti, jadi salahkan saja lagu itu..
Rupanya BB, selulit, terutama PMS yang secara langsung menjadi issue yang tidak menyenangkan buat perempuan, secara tidak langsung juga menjadi issue yang bikin pusing dan buntu pikiran untuk para lelaki.
da usul ? *lirik wanita, mengharapkan saran*
Pasted from obrolan para mantan jomblo
Karena itu merasa menjadi calon mantan jomblowati, yang pada suatu hari nanti akan bikin pusing sang calon mantan jomblonya (atau sudah?), saya juga ingin berbagi tips. Tapi sebelumnya ijinkan saya terlebih dahulu penyebutkan poin-poin keluh kesah sang wati yang selama ini membuat para calon dan mantan jomblowati gemess sama para mantan jomblo, apa sajakah itu?
1. Seolah sedang memakai kacamata kuda, jadi pelit pujian,
2. Suka malu bilang terimakasih,
3. Sussaahh banget minta maaf terlebih dahulu,
4. Atau bilang maaf hanya untuk mengulanginya lagi
5. Lupa kalau perempuan juga manusia yg gak selalu minta disayang dielus-elus, tapi cukup diperlakukan dengan tutur kata yang halus, pasti langsung 'your wish is my command'
. Asal bukan kalo ada maunya aja lho!!
Jadi sering sekali terdengar protessbb
dikalangan Sang Wati,
"Halah, suamiku itu mana pernah sih bilang sayang apalagi ai loph you kalau gk diminta"
"Iiih, dia mah cuek bebek aja tuh, padahal gw udah luluran seharian di salon, pake baju bagus nemenin dia ke kondangan."
"aku udah panas-panasan jungkir balik keliling pasar cari ikan tenggiri segar yang besar hanya untuk masak garang asam kesukaan dia, eh dia cuma bilang 'lumayan' masih mending dia bilang begitu biasanya juga cuma ngangguk-ngangguk aja nggak bilang apa-apa" -sigh-
"Intinyasemualaki-laki tuh nggak sensitiB! Pake B besar!"
bla...bla..bla,
Yaaah, tapi kan laki-laki juga manusia, perempuan juga manusia, jauh dari sempurna. Tapi mau jadi sedikiiit aja sempurna di mata pasangan? Mungkin tips ini bisa membantu (atau tidak)? Tapi sebelumnya maaf yaa, bukannya saya memberi tips untuk para mantan jomblowati atau calon jomblowati agar tidak lagi gemas menghadapi pasangan, eh malah lagi-lagi nambahin tips buat bikin kita senang, maklum karena wanita ingin dimengerti untuk jadi pengertian.
Lima langkah dasar menjadi pria sensitif
1. Kuat, tapi tidak takut menjadi lemah
2. Banyak memberi, tapi jangan lupa kebutuhanmu
3. Bahagia, tapi jangan takut menangis
4. Selalu datang, dan pergi
5. Selalu ada, sekaligus tidak ada
Kalau bingung jangan marah yaa
, gambar itu kan saya ambil dari sini, jadi buat lucu-lucuan saja, tokh saya hanyalah seorang perempuan yang seringkali juga salah mengerti tentang diaLabel: friends, lagikonyol
baca selengkapnya... Lelaki Sensitif
